What Would Tim Tebow Do?

Now that the college football season is over, Tim Tebow can get back to his mission work. It truly is great that every year Tebow takes a mission trip with his family to help out in a third-world country. But apparently, Tebow's greatness doesn't stop there or on the gridiron. As many of you may have heard during the B(c)S National Championship Game, FOX play-by-play man Thom Brennaman said that spending fifteen minutes with Tim Tebow made a great impact on his life. Upon hearing this, I asked Tim to converse with a few others to see what he was capable of. The results were shocking.

-After spending fifteen minutes with Tim Tebow, Amy Winehouse tried to go to rehab, only this time she said yes.

-After spending fifteen minutes with Tim Tebow, Lauren Conrad made amends with her estranged best friend Heidi Montag. Shortly after Tebow left, Spencer Pratt tried to wrangle a three-way with his fiancee and her reunited bestie. US Magazine will update whether or not he was successful.

-After spending fifteen minutes with Tim Tebow, O.J. Simpson decided to take a positive view on his jail sentence. He is now the inmate leader of arts and crafts time at the Nevada Federal Penitentiary.

-After spending fifteen minutes with Tim Tebow, Pacman Jones stopped making it rain.

-After spending fifteen minutes with Tim Tebow, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt adopted a bunch of foreign kids.

-After spending fifteen minutes with Tim Tebow, Michael Bay directed a movie without a single explosion.

-After spending fifteen minutes with Tim Tebow, Terrell Owens apologized to Jeff Garcia, Donovan McNabb, Tony Romo, and JaMarcus Russell (just to get it out of the way now).

-After spending fifteen minutes with Tim Tebow, Nickelback wrote an original song for the first time ever.

-After spending fifteen minutes with Tim Tebow, Simon Cowell simply said "No thanks," to American Idol contestants who weren't very good.

-After spending fifteen minutes with Tim Tebow, Chad Ocho Cinco changed his name to Chad Tebow.

-After spending fifteen minutes with Tim Tebow, the Washington Redskins becames the Washington Ethnicity Awareness Team.

-After spending fifteen minutes with Tim Tebow, Barry Bonds, Mark McGwire, Sammy Sosa, and Roger Clemens all admitted to taking shots of B12.

What did you expect? Tebow's only human.